How sick is this, LTS?

Yeah, how sick can this get? You're such a hypocrite who played this darn mind game so well initially and then when you realise you're already at the losing end, you turned the tables around and stab him back real hard. What’s the damn matter with you? Don’t get it twisted you'll make a fool outta your fucking self. Top of the charts, i thought. I wished you did better. I’m sorry, oops but you’re exposed! You’re naked before our eyes now. Maybe age is catching up with you and thats the sole reason that may dysfunction your brains with fats clogging it up.

Seriously did you not for a moment use your brain? You really think with this, it will get you anywhere? Don’t think you're clever cause you look stupid anyways.

“Tick-Tock, time’s up, I guess he’s late again.
Door’s lock, that bitch’s gone to sleep without her brains.”

Don’t speak, cos I know what you’ve said.

Don’t speak, cos I know what you're gonna say.

So please, spare the agony to his ears of your bullshit. Your words sting his ears and annoys us.

Don’t tell him bullshit like you’re hurt, cos we know that your evil scheming little brain is planning the next step.

Your memories with him can be inviting, but ultimately frightening. It sucks. Well cos you suck!

Cut the crap of going round the bush when you just need to take one step and easily be exposed by everyone.

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You can go like “ Oh darling come on, why has it got to be so complicated?”

“ Oh darling, come on, give me a little lovin' boy”

“ Oh darling, why are you cutting me out?”

“ Oh darling, why don’t you call me back?..I miss you =(“ OMG EEEW MUCH?!

“Oh, darling, i cooked you some delicious meal this afternoon, please, be back early. =( “

“ Oh darling, why can’t you just even look at my humongous face. LOOK! Look into my puffy eyes that cry every night for you. ” CREEEEEPY...

“Oh darling, when will it be my turn? Come on, everything’s not just about him, spare a little lovin' boy.”

“Oh darling, stop treating me like so cold will you? Come on..” winks*

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Just ADMIT it, it’s obvious fat daft fool

YOU. Are better off dead.

Being refrigerated is definitely your fear that's why you're doing all of these.

Please, get a life, by doing whatever you’re doing so won’t bring you far and you will never succeed in whatever you're thinking of. Yeah you, referring to the one getting boils all over fats now.

Maybe you should find yourself another man who’s maybe blind and cowardly for you to manipulate his life.

If not, get yourself a dog and get it going on at night on your bed.

I'm really speechless.

But I’ll swear and curse till karma's gonna happen to you one day

But until then, even if I'm gonna be exasperated by your immature actions

I’m still just gonna keep doing this.

You get me real charged up now, I'm just sitting right here in front of my desk to see how crazy can you get. I'm not afraid. I have your deals in my hands, yes?

Bring it on BITCH.

They say retribution is best served cold, then we'll have to refrigerate you for a while ( more than happy to do so, will do anything to make you feel left aside and neglected ) before the main course is up. This is just the appetizer for you to keep your fat arse full.
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Anything more to say?

No, cant?

Well then, shut the hell up forever! Good riddance.

TYRA DOES NOT APPROVE~

~The Legendary 21st~

Like finally, the photos due for Day 1 @ Ascotts are up!

Ah Hah! Moon told me few days back, " jer, you have to slowly blog k? Blog it with your heart, its your one and only 21st in your life "

I was like, " ARGH! i'm blogging with pek chekness in me can? Blogger is giving me hard time uploading all these huge resolution photos!!!"

Alright, shan't crap any longer as this will be my longest post ever. So once again, do appreciate and DON'T abusive the photos HAHA!

It's true that pictures always do the talking. Still, i wanna Thank those who took their time off, attended and sang me my wonderful birthday song.

Appreciating Harneh and Marilyn for those hard time for making my wish come true- BabyOscar and the help out on that day. Hearts you both.

Thank you Ken for rushing down to be our one and only photographer for the night. Shall buy you cuttlefish soon. hah!

Thank you my guys for being earlier than thought for alittle help out.

And lastly...
A simple thank you wouldn't be enough in this lifetime, it's more than just a thank you.
I love you B.
Every scene that night will always be etched in my mind, it was indeed a memorable one. =)

Noting's gonna change my love you ~

Okay... photos time

*Theme for the party was Vest night with blings*
I was kinda satisfied with the number of guests who played along with the theme yah~


Can you imagine, birthday boy have to choose and get this?
Just kidding ah...


B chose this 21st level for my 21st. How sweet.


Upon arrival, food wasn't that appealing as the roses deco! HAHA


Yeah Food for the Queen & everyone.


And i started out distributing our( B & me) DIY hardwork - the shimmering cowboy feather hats.


Our guest of honour she self proclaimed. haha.
My beloved Sis.


Our guest of pichia Queen - Andylime


Our guest of Diamond Queen - Moon


Our guest of vegetarian - Chong Jie.


Our guest of Resbian - Harneh.


hey no hug me so tight okay!


Our guest of whistling Hello~ marilyn =)


Our guest of honour's good sister - Meiting (thanks for your great wine)


Our guest of M with a sexy pose - Yvonne.


Our guest of Japanese Eine ni my dear flen - Lester


Our guest of puking till afternoon king - Ming Yang HAHA
(Yvonne stop staring at him ah! i call police!)


Our guest of sexy leg - Lionel puah


Needless to say, Our guest of Bimbo Queen - Cheryn


happily videoing while i was struggling with the hats distribution.


our guest of the widest smile HEHE- Junwei


Our guest of wind seller- Selwyn. HAHA


okay who's next?...


Our guest of poh piah - Terence Poh.



This one cannot bitch, my dearest god sister. love love.
sigh, why you sleep in my photos? wake up yuan yuan! HAH


HEY no stand there wave ah. so rude.


HAHAHAHA look who's got the widest smile?


hey no look there, here here!


Okay with yuan xian. =)


Next our guest of " I WANT porridge" - swee shiong HAHA


Our guest of "Sibei loh soh Queen" - Weihao


Our guest of the mushroom farm - Weiliang my angel laaah. haha


our guest of "can you open your eyes?" - kenny G


hey no camwhore okay..


The sampat ppl..


Our guest of Money's never enough - Joyce HAHA


hehe. no act cute ah yee min i telling youuu.


wah ghost. RUN!~


Our guest of loud haler- KRIS! Thank you for the Chans. =)


Our guest of the sexy mole- Mel


Hey no plastic smiles the three of you okeh~! wake up pls.
(yvonne, i telling you again, no stare at ming yang ah... i will slap you if you betray me! HAHA)


Our guest of comedy - Jason Teo.


Our guest of cuttlefish- ken ken.


Our guest of rubber dick - Sharneh~
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And the guest mingles around camwhoring non stop~

Lester, B, b & Rence.

hey we love this. Look alike? haha

Come on lester, show us your sexy pose.

the xinming ah lians HAHA

hey no charlie angels okay.

Both loud haler = Speakers for the night?

camwhoring nonstop... tsk tsk tsk

eh hi~ haha

hey no take alone ah..

okay thats better.

hmmm.. no anyhow anyhow ah. take picture only.

=P

HAHAHAHA, i shall come back to you after further down scrolling...

Sweet to hear from B that all of them would rather wait for my arrival before they touch the food. HAHA Must be yvonne who wanna eat laaah.

HAHAHA she must be angry with me disturbing her food.

mmmmm... nice.

you see, tsk tsk tsk, eat till sibei shiok.

hi moon! you look great with your specially reserved hat.

hey no ah, so rude!

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In case we forgot what we ate...

everyone with their hats down when eating.

and ken hiding in the toilet camwhoring.

and i saw yvonne too, and so i joined. AHHA

The legendary guest book everyone must sign.

HAHAH she's amazed by herself in the videos.

hey want some tiger beer?hahaha

oh hi BKai. haha

admiring his own videoing skills. hey no emo ah.

aiyo! scary mary.

yeah thats a great shot. just cover it will do.

HAHAHA

I love this shot. so natural. must be one of my shots. HAHAHA

and with the seng kang boys and girls playing stupid rules game for the night.

and our moon here admiring his short hair and slim figure. HAHA

Hais, nothing to say. sibei tired.

hi bimbo on the right!

hey you no emo okehhh. i know its tough on you. AHHAHA

come let me explain the history to you about Orh Diam.

the 4 flowers from xinmin.

hi bimbo again. hahaha. she's so gonna kill me.

yee min no hide your face ah, still the same lah LOL

see that sampat teng behind?

okay la serious.

wow good flen. HAHA

hey no lesbian ah! police will REALLY catch.

hi nice shot. make it triple chin pls.

hi my loves.

tsk tsk tsk... very happy hor. your birthday right? hahaha

Wow. poodles taking photo.
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can you imagine? No right?

yeah we camwhore till the corridor...

with Yee Min.

cb. my funeral meh? so rude

ahhh better. nice slippers.

come lets take a bimbo shot.

yeah, Ivan attended too though it was late. appreciated =)

sexaye ya? HAHA

MOON! stand properly lah hor HAHA

ehhh no PDA ah that two at the side! yanhui you no smile like you so happy okeh~!

Changed video-man sia HAHA.

We're the rockers okay!

hi my dear flen, you are my last flen AHHAHAHAH

ahhh, sexaye mole.

pose for the camera~

hi selwyn!~ =)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i love his smile. trademark okay!

with a fomal pose.

and HAHAHAHA look at junwei! HAHAHAHAHA

Glad that you were happy that night. =)

YAO SIEW, stole my hat while i was busy tiger beering.

hey no take pic urself like that.. put timer next time k? haha

no wonder i became abit bimbo after you wore it. HAHAHA

sibei jia lat, camwhoring whole night can..

you see you see...

with mel posing on the bed. sexy babe.

they says they look like newly weds.

HAHAHAH pose leh. no so stiff in my photos ah!

yeah see, pose like a bimbo!~ hahahaha

are you all gonna stop? lol

cheryn, i rather u go take a broom and pose LOL

cheers people!~

Grab this quick mel!~

woah woah , suddenly so man ah Ken. LOL

and they started blasting "nobody"...

and...

this one donno wanna dance or sneeze..

and they go... nobody nobody but you~

with the arrival of allester with lots of blingssssss.

and robin without a hood.

Hi. no resbians allowed.

awww.. so sweet.

er xin

harneh no hug me cos u wanna cover your tummy right!!!!?

kk forgive you, give me a kiss.

so rude lor jason teo.

still hiding your smile?

still wanna cover?

Thats a great shot. HAHA. you're ready to join the universal photo booth! HAHA

yvonne dont jealous ppl can do M better than you okay!

hi peace!

yeah keep posing. the more u all pose, the more ki siao i will upload.

allester, moon, Bimbo and robin

yvonne no so close ah, ming yang will call police! really.

tell you already. put timer next time AHHAHAH!

hi loh soh queen

ah pose somemore. pose somemore..

my turn lah. LOL

Another diamond bracelet from allester. sweet. chio lah.

yeah like that ask ppl take for you better LOL

eh? u still here ah? lol hi.

hey no sleep ah! wake up wake up!

hehe.

yeah like that use camera cover face. NICe.

yanhui and andy! no stand on the right ah. come back.

k better.

Hahah donno how long since this two took photos tgt.

hi, cuttlefish for you?

wow look at that curve. swee la

hi eine ni.

Junwei, Mel and Selwyn.

OOOOO sexy.

for me? haha

andy you no scared. here no ghost ah. only one inside the room doing M.

HAHA

yanhui u stop disturbing me k? i know u want it. but WAIT can? lol

u disturb one more time? im so gonna kill you.

nbcb, want me to burst infront of you?

HAHA donno what she doing

awww.... so sweet.

andy no act cute ah. peace lan.

lets dance...

M queen is back!!

HAHAHAHAHA want some burst burst?

tired. enough ah lester. if not i shout eine ni.

forever addjusting hair leh this one.

aiyer. RUN AGAIN PPL!! HAHA

von's crazy vibes are coming back from taiwan.

slowly you'll see...

hey no PDA ah.

swee lah with my purple feather pen

the night view outta our bedroom

nice right?

hey no smoking in the room ah

if not this two will haunt you for life!

HAHA very excited to see von's move?

yes lester is ever ready for it.

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HERE IT COMES MAMA!

The one and only GAN SIBEI unglam M for the night! hahaha

model, pls stand up for your next unglam pose.

okay ppl , you can storm it now !

hey no hide ah!

No zoom ahhhh i tell you

and no shower with no head ah!

must shower with a shower HEAD!

sampat this two. sibei sam pat

aiyer, scary.

this one also.

okay model pose for the mirror.

okay i try.

okay u can storm this too! HAHAHA

eh hi !~ no PDA ah.

we laughed cos of von's fucks off!

enjoy hor this two. nua on the bed donno for how many hrs right? HAHA

hi barbie~

selwyn no stare stare ah...

HAHA back to rules games.

tuning to her favourite song.

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And i finally found out the reasons behind why VON slept SOOO early that night

just scroll down and see....

wahhh... dance like nobody's biz.

clubbing leh hor!!!!

WAHHHHH~YIO AH YIO... CEH XI YIO!!~ SIBEI GAO YIO AH~

mother not around hor, WAH SHAKE AH! shake till tired sleep so early lor. you good!

hope you shake till i can send this to you! HAHAHAH

Moon, wanna give speech huh? haha.

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and the clock ticking, nearing twelve.

B got this cake from canele.

tah dah, amazing right. it's too perfect to be eaten seriously.

The heels and crown are still inside my freezer can.

LOL

with the help of kenny..

see i was shocked to see that cake.

heh heh heh.. so happy hor.

hey no so gan chiong.

HAHAH moon's always ever ready for the camera too.

okay come to realise it, its already past twelve!!!! come on hurry up!

hey no bomb towards my direction can?

cb. sibei rude, keep pointing at me with that confetti.

okay kenny u left, rence u right? swee.

okay thats my cake. awww.

lets sing me a happy birthday song people!~

Happy birthday to you~ Happy birthday to you~

Happy birthday to the legendary Queen ~ HAHA

And POMP! without warning. nabey.

nice ah the colour combi.

okay i forgotten to make a wish before i cut. so rude.

awwww.... heart pain. the cake's ruined!

Thank you B.

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And next our group shot

With the seng kang sec people!~

informal one.

getting ready for a formal class photo.

HAHAHAHAHAH STERN faces.

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Okay next the pichia sisters.

okay proper one.

and the pichia!~ haha

okay formal one.

nice eh.

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And with love.

awwww.. so sweet right.

hey take picture only ah. no anyhow storm.

HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

okay i get one from you first.

then...

awww... how sweet.

another kiss from harneh and yeemin.

with allester.

a kiss from cj and harneh. (daddy and daughter they proclaimed ) tired.

and our last shot for everyone! nice!~

Afterall, i'm a happy boy yah. =)

And there, thats it for my glamourous Day 1 @ Ascotts.

sooo...Grab those photos fast yah!

Hope you guys had a good laugh....

and a very Good Morning and Night to everyone now!!

okay bye!~

~It's Legend's Day~

Legend. Diva. Party.
Fash'ion' Glam~

For those who received my invitation, i'll see you right there in approximately an hour or less time!!



Get Dressed Up and Party Like NO OTHER!~

*Credits- Ah B.*

I'll be having my short getaway for 3D2N over at somerset Liang court Ascott Service Apartment!

Stay tune for more updates!

kbye!

My Crayon Shin Chan world~

Since i'm so free at the moment. Welcome to my Chan Chan world. If you have no idea who he is or not interested in him, then dont bother scrolling down for this post. HAH

Okay.. I've been his full time fan since young can. You can say i've got nothing better to do or whatever but he has always been my entertainment everytime when i'm down or bored. He's a very famous child in Japan and Hong Kong because of his popular programmes etc.
Doesn't matter whether you're male or female, young or mature, you'll get to love him once you get hook of his shows...

All in all, i do see myself in him HAHA.


one of my wallpaper collection.


flaunting my collection...


If i could still remember, my mom got this for me when i was primary 6.
I had to beg her to buy cause she says he's a bad influence to me. hahaha!

Alison got this for me for my 20th birthday gift.

Ah b got this fat little one for me when we were in KL.

i couldn't remember who got this for me..

I got this from cine few months back myself. hehe.

I think my cousin got this for me for my birthday. cute right the ku ku jiao?

HAHAHA.

I'm currently into this solar power shin chan. Adorable when he shakes.

And the full set of his shows. DAMN KAI YUAN, still holding on 2 volumes of it.

When will you return sia? haha

Rain or shine, i'll still watch his shows at least thrice a week.

Ah b got this from KL when we were there. Damn cute.

Thank you, B. hearts.

YEAH...

So people out there, if you happen to walk past stores which sells his stuff...

DO TAG ME & LET ME KNOW.

Thanks =)

Goodnight ppl.

A key to a memorable 21st...

The tradition of the 21st key and celebration are unknown but we do know that the symbol has been around for many years.

We believe that birthday gift keys are given on the 21st birthday to symbolize the coming of our age. The key represents the keys to the family’s home. It implies that the twenty-one year old is mature enough to be trusted with such a key. He or she is ready to take on adult responsibilities. He or she is ready to come and go without a curfew.

The key of freedom.

However, my dearest mom said, " naah, its a key to lock you up from excessive night activities!"

Thank God, Dad & Sis are finally back from their near death walkthrough.
Hence, this party was thrown over at our place hoping to bring away the "sway-ness" for them but also for my 21st!

!!PRE-CELEBRATION!!


Actually my dad chose this key for the cake deco..


diva right? nice... Donno whats with that good luck shit there. hah


Jazziel was so fascinated by the chocolate moouse from emicakes.
She blew it off with me, how sweet.


with all my small little cousins...


see how jazziel enjoy herself. haha.


the limelight just went to her. See how grumpy the rest of the kids were. lol


jazziel posing peace!


With all the cousins.


and my harneh. Appreciated that she came and locked herself up in my room for Nancy.
HAHAHAH! ehhhh no watch nancy on my birthday okayyy.



photos were all so disorganised can.


and there they go... "Happy birthday to me!" heh.


eHHHHh... no PDA i tell you.

thats my dad, with his all time favourite Tiffany.

Jazziel just cant wait to have a piece of it.

see both heads same same. hahaha

my dad like damn happy ah. lol

striking another pose.

love this.

with dad and mom, and all other relatives.

my family with Kody and ah ma.

Uncle steven said its better to wear that key over my neck HAHA

nice eh. innovative sia.

and the kids having fun at one corner.

hi harneh. no wear yee min clothes like this ehhhh...

okay bye~

sweet of her right.

engaging with their own talks and alcohol.

My big auntie in black trying to perform her tricks with numbers with the kids. haha

Look at my ah ma, catch no balls. haha

and last but not least, tiffany.

Thanks for all who attended and made it a blast.

Appreciated. =)

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Anyways, it has been a hetic month for me can. Parties after parties!

No choice, it's an important year for all dragon babies.

Marilyn, once i get back my hardisc, i'll post all your glam shoots here.

But right now, i've only managed to retrieve terence's party shoots.

HAPPY 21ST Terence Poh! Hope u had your fair share of fun at both celebrations.

1st) East Coast GoldKist resort.

2nd) DBL O

With all the skss sam pat guys.

and the girls. spot harneh? hahahahah chio lah.

and another formal one.

With grace.

Laura.

hey weiliang no look look over here okay!

my dearest MIA bro.

after 12 shots, we became like this.

love you rence.

so bad lor the both of them. spoiling my market.

that's better.

Sorry rence, i wish i could help you AHHAHAHA!

awww... so sweet. hearts you la sis.

he's alittle bit gone.

pose for the camera! with Xian.

this looks funny. we like damn happy sio.

With ah zui. awwww... HAHA

donno what the hell we're doing.

angels la. lol

ah zui and yuan yuan.

cb swee shiong no hug me so tight okay! open your blardy eyes please.

aww... its been so long the three of us took a decent photo.

Yong we'll miss you here. HAHA

abit gone already.

peace at DBL O!

with ah B and rence.

Last but not the very least.

Love you rence!

Alright, i'll see you guys next week @ ascott yah.

good night.

A strong urge...

I don't understand why some people just won't change.
I feel so suffocated now, afterall we're just back to square one.
Haven't i not had enough? Haven't i not done enough?

Yes, people says we forgive and forget, but how many can do it?
In our nature, we forgive but never forget, facts remain.

It's not gonna be the same as before, how many times do i have to swallow it by myself?

One... Two... Three and i really Fall.

It's all coming back to me now.
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Moreover it doesn't pay off to be nice seriously.

On one side, one can just vent and rant everything as if the world's gonna end tonight.

But with just "PAHH" on the other, the world seems to be salvaged after one hit but forgotten bout the ones whot stood by to save the world.

How drama could it be? I really wonder.

It's alright to me with just one night lack of sleep.

O well, i did it willingly, i've no regrets even thou no appreciation was there cause i know at the very least, i did my part. The rest is up to you. You're wise enough to think too.

I'll be gone for good. I shall not persue any further if you really think he's your world.

I've seriously got better things to do.

In fact after so much, i've really learnt... to love yourself before anyone elses. The world is selfish, it's either a win-lose or a lose-lose case.

It'll never be a positive one.
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I shall rest my case and goodnight.